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Funny Gifts for Frog Lovers: Cocoa Frog Blanket, Tee, Sweatshirt and a Thanksgiving Mug

By the Stuff Your Stocking team · Updated Oct 25, 2026 · ~4 min read

Frog people tend to like frogs that look a little too relaxed. Our two frog designs are exactly that: one frog treats a mug of hot cocoa like a spa, and the other treats a gravy boat the same way. Both use our retro illustrated style.

The cocoa frog works for Christmas and all winter. The gravy frog is a Thanksgiving joke, so order early if it's for Thanksgiving dinner (see the order-by dates at the bottom).

The cocoa frog: Cocoa Is My Hot Tub

Funny Frog Christmas Blanket: Cocoa Is My Hot Tub Fleece Throw

Funny Frog Christmas Blanket: Cocoa Is My Hot Tub Fleece Throw

$29.99
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A 50x60 inch polyester fleece throw, soft on both sides, with the cocoa frog printed across it. It's the coziest gift here and machine washable (cold, gentle cycle). It suits the friend who's always under a blanket anyway.

Cocoa Is My Hot Tub Frog Tee

Cocoa Is My Hot Tub Frog Tee

from $20.49
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The cocoa frog on a Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee, for the cocoa drinker who likes a softer, relaxed shirt.

Cocoa Is My Hot Tub Frog Sweatshirt

Cocoa Is My Hot Tub Frog Sweatshirt

from $26.49
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The same frog on a crewneck sweatshirt. It's the warmer pick for someone who's always cold, and it pairs well with the blanket.

The gravy frog: Gravy Is My Hot Tub

Gravy Is My Hot Tub Thanksgiving Tee

Gravy Is My Hot Tub Thanksgiving Tee

from $20.49
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A frog lounging in a gravy boat, on a Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee. It's a little absurd, which is the point, and it's an easy Thanksgiving or Friendsgiving outfit for a frog fan.

Gravy Is My Hot Tub Thanksgiving Mug

Gravy Is My Hot Tub Thanksgiving Mug

$10.99
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The gravy boat frog on an 11 oz ceramic mug. It's a good host gift, or a small gift for the frog lover who'd rather not wear their jokes.

Picking the right gift

  • Not sure of their size? The blanket and the mug have no sizes to guess.
  • Under $20: the gravy frog mug, before shipping.
  • The cozy set: the cocoa frog blanket plus the cocoa frog sweatshirt.
  • Shirts and sweatshirts: Comfort Colors tees have a relaxed fit. Size up for a looser fit. The size picker on each product page shows every size, and larger sizes cost a bit more.

When to order

Everything here is printed after you order it. That takes 2–7 business days, plus carrier shipping time. Order-by suggestions (not guarantees): about November 9 for Thanksgiving (Thursday, November 26) and about December 7 for Christmas (Friday, December 25). Carriers get slower in December, so earlier is better.

More animal gift guides: our funny animal holiday gifts (the frog with a possum and a raccoon), our funny Thanksgiving shirts and mugs and our funny gifts for cat lovers.

Good to know before you order. Every item is printed to order after you buy it, so allow 2–7 business days to make it, plus carrier shipping time. Order a little early if it needs to arrive by a set date. Prices are shown on each product page; larger shirt sizes cost a bit more. There are no affiliate links in this guide; these are our own designs. Questions about an order: wfhelp@mail.grokbot.com.

Order-by suggestions (not guarantees): for Thanksgiving (Thu, Nov 26, 2026), order by about Nov 9 to be safe. For the first night of Hanukkah (Fri, Dec 4, 2026), order by about Nov 16. For Christmas (Fri, Dec 25), order by about Dec 7. Carriers get slower in December, so earlier is better.